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[02 Sep 2005|09:27am] Hey Guys, Its Johnard, and I am sooo homesick right now...especially from you PVA-ers..and this is kind of selfish of me to ask, but I really need to hear from you guys...so if you dont mind, please send me a letter, a photo, anything to: Johnard Washington Southern Methodist University 3140 Dyer Street P.O. Box 755561 Dallas, TX 75275 Even if you didnt know me..doesnt matter, even if its anthrax...please just send me letters. and if you send me something, i promise to return the favor. [just make sure you leave a return address..] thanks you guys.. -10- x

[21 Aug 2005|07:50pm] so...im sure youre all wondering how school has been... and of course, its been great. for those of you who dont know my cell # is 8324395911--call me. these are the highlights of my college career [so far] *i was at a lambda chi frat party and i was sitting on this guys bed and i looked behind me and i noticed that there was a confederate flag...the guy looked at me and was like "oh, uh..im sorry, dont mind that-thats my roomates, and hes CRAZY.." and i looked on his side, and there was an even BIGGER confederate flag. *my roomate getting drunk and getting completely nude and walking around the place *immediately followed by a 3 o clock trip to 7-11 for chimichangas and icecream. *getting drunk for the first, and second time. [wow, what craziness] *shopping at buffalo exchange in dallas for clothes for the go western party where i had my first make out session in college. [even though i was drunk]--i was hot.. *having a sleep over with 3 other guy friends and two girls and talking about sex till 5 o clock the next morning. *meeting lotsa great people [even though i havent found "the ones" yet] *my rhetoric [english] teacher calling me an athlete--and suggesting that it was alright if i had more absenses than any other student, that it would be ok.. *my roomate and most of his friends already call me nard or nardo or nakka. :D *hiding in dark rooms with drunks while cops raid party with underage drinkers. *having class with dr. phils son, ms. teen texas usa, and one of the girls from my super sweet 16. *everynight is a blast. so basically, life is good..and i know that life back at hspva has to be good..im looking forward to coming back and seeing how much you guys have changed, or not...hopefully..i look different by the time i come back..i love you guys and miss you guys.. alright, im off to a no-pants party. take care y'all..youre still in my mind. love, nard. -15- x

[31 Jul 2005|01:41am] holy shit, im updaing livejounal.. um-i leave for smu orientation tomorrow night. i am very excited. i found out that dr phil's son might be in my english or math class...cuz hes going to be a freshman at smu. big whoop...your dad is balding and has a disgusting accent. [or maybe thats my jealousy talking.] anyway, i leave in 13 days-im excited about alene's party/hanging out with courtney and charlie/picking up my yearbook/going shopping for school...i dont feel my connections as much with old friends, but new ones are forming strong. i dont know what i should do. things will come back in place. oh and ive gained, 29 pounds. but before i go. 1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you. 2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I will pick a flavor of ice cream to dump on your head. 4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I will tell you my first memory of you. 6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you. see you guys after orientation. -64- x

[12 Jul 2005|12:34am] praise be to happy mediums the happy mediums of me those squinted eyes through frames much to brown to be noticed the dirt finger facade of red only to be beautiful-simply beautiful like those who arent me they come in plenty they see the coming of the sun forgetting those, of me's, of us's that render through the misty clouds forgetting our easy meanings beacuse were much too clouded with water and aluminum rememberances ive seen arches and blues and the sun-skinned demigods that walk upon me that prove that god is a skilled inventor yet rested during my molding but planted this smile and these rising cheeks that go o'er looked day by day. praise be to happy mediums the happy mediums of me -6- x

[08 Jul 2005|11:14pm] i miss you courtney mattox. i honestly dont know who i will be able to talk to when i am gone. -2- x

6weeks. [29 Jun 2005|09:48pm] Soon becoming unmoved by the familiar He sat and made fabrication his art Flowering untruths with temporization To keep proverbial faces apart. Conversation so dry the desert looked easy Pearls spawned from saliva of sublime I made the round cheeks disgusting enough But safe enough to prevent recline Celerity makes me plain, Never has one of unrequited uniqueness thrived- that is Until he learned apathy and separation And a life of need to be deprived. Nonsequitors flow like water Baptizing me to patience I don’t retain I am not inherently quiescent- A quality far too profane The Listless soul discontinues all of you You pity in the abuse Succumbing to his supremacy Compliant to his use. I create wrinkles in my face to something you wont see Or feel- In hopes to forewarn exodus Of not time appealed. -14- x

[28 Jun 2005|05:13pm] youve got to be fucking kidding me. http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4126&n=3 -13- x

[23 Jun 2005|05:26pm] i have come to the conclusion that i am tom cruise's african american twin. [thats about 25 years younger.] i watched him on opera today..and we are so much alike. [shayna stop laughing/courtney stop ughing] but we react to things the same way..share the same love for people..and are private and straight forward. and when he attacks oprah it reminds me of my shaking. hes also very touchy..which i also am. i am pleased with my discovery. also facebook has been letting me meet some of the greatest people. i have met my first four friends at smu: ^his name is casey..[hes the one in the red.] hes a football player, 6'1 200 lbs. weve had a few really good late night chats. specifically one about him getting drunk at a christmas party and he thought he was santa clause. and we just fucking click..its weird but i think im gonna like this place. then there is: jordan...kind of reminds me of a mix between aaron wilson and skyler in appearence. either way..hes from atlanta..he flows, he has better taste in music than me, and is a philosophy major. [also digs my taste in music] potential roomate: his name is bryan. damn i have soo many bryans. um..hes in theatre..funny. quick. asks weird questions, but is upfront and fun. we shall see. finally. you cant go to college without some ladies...there where lauren comes in: ok its weird that her name is lauren barley..because i totally have had a crush on the girl named lauren bailey since middle school, and in high school there was a laura bailey. so this might mean me and lauren will get married someday. we talk about how were gonna go to the club together..and were already on a nickname basis. life is good. especially when youre tom cruises brother. -14- x

[19 Jun 2005|11:06pm] i hate society's need to look beautiful and physically fit at all times in order to be accepted. and more than i hate that need, i hate that i, too, have fallen into those needs. since forever [well, if since 11th grade counts as 'since forever'] ive wanted a chiseled body. and have come somewhat short. since i know that i will going to smu, where all of the guys look like brad pitt from fight club [and with comparable bank accounts] i figured, i might as well emulate that physique. so, i began my weightlifting again. i did this really tough exercise with my brother called "the burnout" which is supposed to give you amazing biceps. but i havent done it since winter of the 11th grade. and i noticed that afterwards, it was ridiculously hard for me to stretch my arms. so i waited it out till the next day, and noticed no change. no ease from pain, no relinquish from martyrdom, no subsiding of woe. ladies and gentlemen, i have torn both of my arm ligaments. after researching it, talking to a few dancers about it, and asking my dad, i seem to meet the symptoms required. so for the next week or so, simple tasks as raising my arms over my head will be like trying to pick up oprah, rosie o donnell, and alene haehl all at the same time. my mom tells me i should go to the doctor, but i dont want to leave the place finding out that i have torn ligaments and cancer. but when i am revived from my arm-less state. i, like the rest of society, will continue on my voyage to look better than the next guy. -19- x

[14 Jun 2005|12:11am] life has been very mediocre. nothing special. nothing bad. i am very ready for college orientation. im also kind of worried that i might not be able to minor in anything. i want to either do corporate communications and public affairs, advertising, or broadcast journalism. but from what i understand, being an acting major chews up time. poly sci, is also a major as most career tests say id make an amazing politician. i think i want to spend my life in front of starbucks rapping and playing the lute... i also am DYING to see this movie: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/night_watch/ i need people to come and see it with me. i also need a 401k plan and my social security when i get older. and not either/or. but life is life. -6- x

i feel little, but then i saw her, and changed my mind. [08 Jun 2005|10:20pm] Born 01-02-1863, Lucia Zarate was the smallest known adult human (2.1 kg at 17) ever recorded. She weighed only eight ounces and was seven inches long. By adulthood she was less than twenty inches tall and weighed less than five pounds. She was normal in every other way, and was described as bright and animated. She first came to the US at twelve years old and was one of the highest-paid midgets of all time. She made twenty dollars an hour. Lucia tragically died in 1890 when the train she was on became stalled in the Rocky Mountains during a heavy snowstorm. She died of exposure. -13- x

HSPVA ALUMNI. [30 May 2005|06:10pm] i already miss hspva, ALOT. these are pics of some of my last days...if you have dial up...allow your comp to catch up with all of the pics...youll enjoy.. ( last days at pva ) -13- x

[15 May 2005|03:57am] ( pva prom night 05 ) -26- x

[10 May 2005|07:56pm] come see KING OF THE MOUNTAIN featuring desiree renee thomas alene haehl bennett lebarre luke mcginty david levitt skyler nowenski joanna hubbard and me johnard washington @ 5PM in the black box theatre -4- x

[01 May 2005|12:38am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Mike Jones ft. Paul Wall-Still Tippin ] today was one of those days... i woke up to a scream in my ear. it was my little sister screaming something about her fish. turns out..the little bastard was trying to commit suicide. he jumped out of his bowl and kept doing it. kind of like that one on amelie. so we changed its water and lowered the water level. suicidal fish dont make good impressions on four year olds. cuz i couldve sworn i saw my little sister jumping off of couches today..hm..then i get a letter from smu saying HEYYYYYYYYYYY JOHNARRRRRRRRRRRRD...pay us $500 by tomorrow. and of course, rich rich me, just pulled it out of my money tree in my backyard. then my grandma called me and was like..hey make a list of things you are gonna need for your dorm room, and we will see what we can get. so im like yayyyy. we went shopping..but it was more window..cuz everything i wanted was crazy expensive..and while granny has money..i hate asking for pricey things..OH AND I FOUND THE PROM SUIT THAT I WANT. i'd look so great in that..too bad it isnt out yet, and itll costs hundreds...oh well. tonight jason mraz made me happy. i watched him on austin city limits, which i will travel to with courtney next year, and he was so smooth, funny, and hip hop. i love smooth funny hip hop white people. especially ms. ballard. -10- x

i think i make alot of people smile and that feels good to me. [22 Apr 2005|12:26am] [ mood | accomplished ] *making courtney happy today made me feel like a million bucks *seeing troy play so well made me feel like a million bucks *going to so many recitals today made me feel like a million bucks *having so much attention at school today because of yesterday made me feel like a million bucks *seeing adam benkato and talking with him all night made me feel like a million bucks *having about a fourth of each class made me feel like a million bucks *coffee with blair and alex made me feel like a million bucks *dancing crazy with alene and getting applause at troys reception from random old white people made me feel like a million bucks. *meeting all of troys friends [especiall trev with his amazing dancing skills and having them come to my senior recital] made me feel like a million bucks *thinking about prom made me feel like a million bucks. today i made millions of dollars. too bad they were imaginary dollars. [troy is amazing. with his sad faces and little shoes that tap] -3- x

[10 Apr 2005|11:49pm] [ mood | pensive ] ok. this question is seriously making me lose sleep. if you were to see me..beginning my acting career in a city..which would it be? LA or NY? and why. if you dont see either...then tell me a city that you think fits me perfectly...and why. thanks april for your help. -15- x

[03 Apr 2005|06:30pm] [ mood | crushed ] i wish the pope wouldve died a little later. i was going to invite him to my senior recital. he was scheduled to sit next to oprah. oh well. -12- x

[27 Mar 2005|12:50am] damn. its been a while. god damn..in about 8 weeks, i will be an alumni of pva, its a rather bittersweet feeling. ive been really weird lately. or maybe its everyone else. sadly, i think its everyone else. or maybe im just crazy. either way. i will be an alum in 8 weeks, and i will be really sad. damnit, i love you guys at pva so much. i get to eat lunch with and speak with some of the most talented people in the world on a daily basis. i freaking chill with tomorrows presidents, politicians, and movie stars. and while at times i feel that i dont compare to the grandeur that surrounds me, i am appreciative of the support with what i do have to offer. lately ive felt a disconnection with friends. but its probably just end of year syndome. itll come to pass. congrats everyone on your college acceptances. you guys are extrememly amazing. as of now this is the list that i have.. College List: Lumumba: Harvard AaronM:AMDA April: CW Post Troy: Harvard Gangsta Boo: NYU Syn: UNT Bryn: Georgetown Casella: Tufts Ben: UNT Alene: Boston U Skyler: Depaul Graber: HCC Sarah: Boston U Jared: CCM/Minnesota Starr: Northwestern Sireesha: UT Anna: Northwestern Colin: Cal Arts. Jeff: Vassar/ Haverford Aaron: USC Veena: U of Hawaii Serrano: Depaul/ CCM Leah: AMDA IZZY: CCM me: [as of now] SMU, CCM, Marymount, Cal Arts -19- x

[07 Mar 2005|08:30pm] today was my last day as a child. i disappointed myself with my lack of fun. too bad. ill be 18 tomorrow. no more flirting : / with the underaged. -13- x

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